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A Forensic Artist Carved A Face Into This Skull-Head Vodka Bottle; It’s Very Creepy

In other words, are you ready to get hammered? because otherwise you will permanently damage yourself if you try anything else. Maybe I’m exaggerating..

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Are you ready to get drunk?

since that’s your best chance of emerging from this unscathed. All right, maybe I’m exaggerating, but this is seriously unsettling. I think it’s safe to assume that most of us are familiar with crystal head vodka and maybe even have sampled it. However high the price tag, vodka always has the same vile flavour.

To be fair, everyone agrees that the bottle of Crystal Head Vodka is stunning. You’ve finished puking your guts out and the bottle is empty, so it’s no longer special, but it sure does look cool. One creative person, however, had other plans for this container. The goal was to produce a likeness of the face that would have graced that skull.

Below, you’ll find a rundown of how everything turned out.

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It honestly looks so creepy with just the eyes set in the concave bottle.

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Now the bottle has turned into pinhead and it will only get worse.

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However, it has started to turn into something at least.

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They even started carving the face adding more and more.

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The artist behind this is a professional in the field of forensics. Who do you call when the police need a visual description of a criminal? Since forensic artists are trained to accurately portray human subjects based solely on a verbal description, this sculptor had a complete skull to work from.

There is no way to know if a real skull was used in the production of crystal head vodka. If it was all an elaborate hoax, at least the bottle construction makes the face look human.

And this would have been a cool way to terrify everyone if they left it like this.

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However they continued adding muscles and texture.

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Half of the face is already done.

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And it looks like this can be a person but it also looks quite generic.

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I don’t even know how to explain this but it sort of falls into uncanny valley.

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Even though there could be a human who looks like this.

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Right here we have the finished look with the hair added and everything smoothed out.

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How about using it as a decoration? For the simple reason that I don’t think anyone can use this bottle for anything else now. This seems like it would weigh a lot. Leave your thoughts in the section below.