Are you a crazy cat lady?
The term “crazy cat lady” is not meant as an insult. Deep down, we’re all a little bit crazy cat ladies. I have a soft spot in my heart for felines. I would adopt every cat in existence if I could. They make far superior companions than people do. You’d know I’m right if you had one, so just buy one and see for yourself. What are you waiting for if you don’t already? Please hurry and take home one of these angels.
No one loves cats more than Bob’s Burgers’ Aunt Gayle. I have more than just my word for it. You can tell how much Aunt Gayle adores cats by reading these quotes. Here are some of them for your perusal, below the fold:
1. “The Good News Is The Cat Is Going To Be Fine. He Just Has To Wear Goggles So It Doesn’t Happen Again.”
Inadvertently, Aunt Gayle sprayed pepper spray on her cat. So that it wouldn’t happen again, she gave her safety glasses.
2. “Hm, No, Not That One, I Would Take It Though.”
A man hands the family a lost cat flyer in one episode. They begin their search for the cat in order to claim the reward money. Whenever they need help, they first contact Aunt Gayle. She shows signs of anxiety upon seeing the flyer, looks away for a moment, and then says she doesn’t have it, but would steal it if she could.
3. “Little Cat, You’re Just Like Me. You Go Outside And Squat To Pee.”
Louise escapes from home in an effort to avoid getting her cavity filled. Linda learns that she will be spending the night at Aunt Gayle’s and wagers that she won’t make it through the night. So Louise got to hear her poetry in person, and it turned out that Linda was right all along.
4. “You Remember The Cats.”
For some reason, Gayle treats Louise’s introduction to her cats as though she were meeting her children, saying, “You remember the cats,” when Louise sneaks into her house to avoid getting the cavity filled.
5. “It Was So Sad, He Was Just Sitting There On Someone’s Porch In The Sun.”
Gayle visits the Belchers for Thanksgiving. Since Bob can only recall one of Gayle’s cats, he voices his curiosity about their feline population. Linda claims she originally only had one, then adopted another, and then stole a third from someone’s home. In other words, this is Gayle’s justification for stealing the cat.
6. “My Cat. We Got In A Fight. Can I Stay Here For A While To Cool Off?”
Just read the quote; it says it all. The only cat lady is Gayle.
7. “Eat, Drink, And Be Meowy!”
In this segment, the kids make amends with Aunt Gayle in the hopes of winning her favour. They do this by creating fictions in which Gayle acts as a global saviour. Like in the popular television series “Game of Thrones,” Gayle had tamed dragons in one of the stories, except these creatures weren’t actually dragons. They looked like a cross between a dragon and a cat, and the horses were the same way. After a successful battle, she utters these words.
8. “Your Tongue Feels So Much Different Than My Cat’s.”
Bob is rendered incoherent in this episode after being sedated for surgery. Once Gayle has agreed to pick him up, Bob begins making sexual advances toward her and eventually kisses her. And this is what Gayle says every time they make out.
9. “Now That I Made Them All Pretty, The Pound Will Have To Give Me That Fourth Cat.”
The animal shelter knows Gayle and won’t let her adopt another cat. She has the kids paint the cats’ nails in one episode. After they’ve finished, she makes this statement.
10. “My Cat Was Right About You.”
Linda rejoins her high school band, in which Gayle plays. Gayle’s cats, like dogs, have the ability to discern whether or not a person is good. Linda promises Gayle that she’ll be able to perform her own songs in the band, and Gayle agrees to join the group on that basis. Here is Gayle’s reply.
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